As you may have heard on fine mainstream news programming, H1N1 influenza (aka “swine flu”) is serious fucking business. Its even manged to kill a small fraction of the amount of people normal-old-boring-flu kills every year. Obviously the entire world should shit bricks over this, as we all know sneezing into one’s sleeve and washing one’s hands is too much to ask of some people. Swine flu has even hit some close to my home – nobody died, and therefore nobody cared. But with such an exploitable “epidemic” afoot, you can rest your head easily knowing that responsible, for-profit pharmaceutical companies are working hard to produce a vaccine.

So lets talk about that vaccine. *google search* … Oh fuck.

H1N1 Vaccine with Mercury and Squalene Pushed on Pregnant Women

Does Virus Vaccine Increase Risk of Cancer?

Half of GPs Refuse Swine Flu Vaccine Over Testing Fears

Another Shocking Warning About Swine Flu Vaccine

Swine Flu Vaccine Linked to Killer Nerve Disease

and the icing on the cake:

Now Legal Immunity for Swine Flu Vaccine Makers

Take this along with the news that the WHO (World Health Organization) intentionally releases pandemic viruses via mock vaccines, and dare I say – it may be time to take out the tin-foil hats.

UPDATE: now with even more paranoia! Swine Flu Vaccine Checkpoints, RFID Bracelets, and Internment Camps